The Empress Who Couldn't Get Fired

Hey, hey. Su Ling, if you don't pay the rent this week, I will throw all your things out. First of all, let's announce the lottery numbers for the Double Color Ball. The special prize numbers are 23, 18, 27, 26, 12, and the special number is 026. 8. Matched, the special prize is 10 million. Aaaaaa! I want the lottery ticket. Hurry up, hurry up. What's going on here? What should I do? Why is it the Empress? Empress, Empress. What's wrong with you? Empress, don't scare me, Empress, wake up. My mother finally didn't die, the imperial throne is mine now. You're a zombie, a zombie, a zombie. Where am I? Where is my big prize? I actually timetraveled! Congratulations, the host has successfully bound the strategy system. After completing the "Seal the World" mission, you will receive a generous reward from the system. Bullshit mission, my big prize hasn't even been claimed yet, I want to go back. If the host wants to unbind the mission and return to modern times, you must make the emperor restore the position of the empress. The original host was also named Su Lingwei, her father was the General of the Western Front, who commanded 300,000 troops, and her mother was the daughter of a billionaire. The original host was mocked since childhood because of a birthmark on her face, and she became extremely selfconscious due to the servants. She was known as "the weakest person in the capital." Although she was the empress, she was disliked by the emperor. Even the concubine dared to bully her, and she even plotted against the original host, leading to her death. Wet wings will support me. Your Majesty, what are you doing? I am the most beloved concubine of the Emperor. Sigh. Favored concubine. I'm beating you, oh, oh, this idiot dared to hit me, I'm going to tell the Emperor and strip you of your empress title. Fei Hao, yes, yes, go quickly, go quickly. It would be best to call the Emperor right now, I'll beat you several more slaps in front of him. Beating you a few more times is also a way to serve justice. Help! Why are you still standing there? Call the Emperor quickly. My big prize, I'm back.

Ah. Help, Your Majesty! Oh, Your Majesty. It should be the voice of Lady Zhang. Your Majesty, Your Majesty, save me, the Empress wants to kill me. The Empress hit you. Look. No, no, no. It's all because of the Empress. The Empress is jealous of Your Majesty's favor towards me, so she dares to slap me and even dares to make the Emperor not afraid of removing the Empress. Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Your Majesty, please help me. My dear concubine, don't be anxious. First, return to the palace and see the physician. I will definitely get justice for you. Yes, I'll take my leave first. How dare that servant hit someone? Your Majesty, even a rabbit in desperation bites. You say my Empress is a rabbit. Uh, why is that a death sentence? Why is that a metaphor? Your Majesty, don't misunderstand. I bet you don't dare. Tomorrow, come with me to see what kind of urgent matter makes the Empress start to act. Double tickets. My lady, it's our fault. If I had been there yesterday, I would never let Lady Zhang bully you. Ah, it's okay, it's okay. I've already beaten them back, haven't I? My lady, you are too kindhearted. How could you have resorted to violence if you weren't forced? Lady Zhang has the face to report to Your Majesty, trying to create trouble between you and the Emperor. It's no big deal, it's no big deal. As long as we can remove the Empress, that's fine. My lady, how could the Emperor remove the Empress over such a small matter? What do you mean not remove the Empress? Lady Zhang started the trouble first. You are the Empress, and your methods of punishment were excessive, but it's not enough to be removed from the position of Empress. Then, did I waste my effort? The Emperor has arrived. My lady, the Emperor has come to question Lady Zhang. You just need to show some humility later, and on the account of the general's reputation, the Emperor will not blame you. The great concubine doesn't know anything about removing the Empress. The great Emperor should be able to remove the Empress. Ah, my lady, what are you going to do? Hmph. My lord, my lady, my lady.

Where is the Emperor? Didn't you say the Emperor was coming? Your Majesty, there's an urgent military report from the northwest, and the Emperor has returned to the Imperial Study to handle official matters. I see. Then I'll go to the Imperial Study to clean up. Why is Your Majesty acting so strangely today? It must be that the Concubine Guifei has disturbed your mind. As Your Majesty's personal attendant, I must protect you well. Your Majesty, the Emperor is surrounded by many experts, and there are imperial guards at the entrance of the Imperial Study. How can you possibly get close to the Emperor? That makes sense! Maybe before I even touch the Emperor's dragon robe, I would be dead already. Then who would inherit my millions? No way, I can't lose it. Okay, I'll let him off for today. Su Zhu, since you're here and can't do anything about the Empress, should you consider completing some system tasks first? Completing the tasks will bring you generous rewards. Hmm. What kind of reward? A thousand taels of gold. Hmph, the original owner's mother was the daughter of the richest person in the country. I'm not short of this amount of money. Unless... unless what? Unless you can let me take this money back to the present. Oh, Su Zu, I've never seen someone haggling with a system before. If you don't agree, then forget it. Okay, okay, the system agrees. Xuan Bai, speak up. What's the task? Although Cuiyue Building is a brothel, it is backed by Chancellor Zhang, and it is the top intelligence center in Yun Kingdom. Task onebribe handsome men. Okay, I accept this task. Commander, Commander. Do you know the Lady of the Moonlit Building? The Moonlit Building is famous, and there are many talented and beautiful courtesans there. Oh. Does anyone have a courtesan? Is there any government official's lover? Your Majesty, where did you hear such vulgar words? Don't say it anymore. It would ruin Your Majesty's reputation. Just say whether there is or not. I heard that there is. After being poor for ten years, I finally found my springtime. Where do you want me to go? You're making trouble for your father.

Haha. I'm going to fight, and I won again. Okay, come on, come on, come on, old man, I'll buy you two cups. Hey, these two distinguished guests, what kind of girls do you like? Mom, shall I introduce them to you? I heard that the flower queen, Yuan Niang, is both talented and beautiful, with a face as gorgeous as a national treasure. Yuan Nang is receiving distinguished guests in the back, she's not taking any clients right now. Is that true? Help! Help! Haha, little lady, don't come over here. Oh, Master Zhao, Yuan Nang only asks for half a body, you must be gentle with him, okay? Master Zhao, Mom, maybe we should fight. Go in? This is Chen Xiaojia's son, the younger brother of Lord Zhao, who can afford it? Quickly go tell the chancellor, hurry! Okay, okay, okay. Hehehe. What are you doing? Give me, give me, stop. Ah, ah. Haha, stop screaming, Mom, save me! Oh, it's blinding, hurry up and pull them apart. Oh, oh, my butt. Who is this blind person daring to touch my lord? Do you know who I am? I heard you're the son of Chancellor Zhang, and your sister is Lady Zhang, the concubine. That's enough. Ah, such an ugly monster like you, hitting you would dirty my hands. You dirty thing, you bigmouthed master. Oh, oh, oh. This mouth really stinks! Yun Shu, there's a broom at the door, clean him well, Xie Master. Jing Nu, don't come over, you can't save my lord. Hey, hey. It's okay, relax. Something's wrong, something's wrong. Ah. Something's wrong, something's wrong, the people from the Prime Minister's mansion are coming with a large force, what should we do now? You dare to touch me? You're dead! Or keep brushing. My lord will kill your whole clan. Hmph, you want to destroy my entire clan? You. Are you sure?

You are the daughter of the current prime minister, and your sister is the imperial concubine. How dare you beat a royal noble? Killing your entire clan would be too kind for you. Open your dog eyes and look carefully at what this is. Imperial seal of the empress. You are Su Jia's ugly duckling. Ah. This elder sister said that Su Jia's ugly duckling was the most timid, but why is she like this now? No wonder the emperor doesn't value her. So smelly and aggressive, a night demon. How dare you leave my table? Are you guys from Zhang family planning to rebel? Do you believe I can break your legs right now and then compensate me with this Zuiyue Building as an apology? You dare to treat me like this, my father and my sister will never let you go. What are you doing? No. Ah, father, father. Little brother, you came just in time. This woman is crazy. Not only does she want to take away Zuiyue Building, but she also said she wants to cripple my legs. A failure who is played by my daughter, how dare he touch my son? You're asking for death! The Empress Consort doesn't fear me reporting you to the emperor? Going out of the palace secretly, disguising as a man, where is the dignity of a queen of a country? Absurd! Old fellow, who do you think is absurd? What's going on? Quickly, quickly, come see. Hey hey. Hey, what's going on ahead? So lively. Zhang Chancellor's only son was beaten by the Empress Consort right there at Zuiyue Building. I need to leave quickly, or I'll miss the fun. Hmph. Your Majesty, she said the Empress Consort went to a brothel and beat the Chancellor's son. Nonsense. If the Empress Consort went to a brothel, then the throne should be hers. Your Majesty is wise. Let's go see. Alas, Your Majesty, for your safety. Please put this on.

What do you want to say about me? I am the Prime Minister of Yun Kingdom, the top official of the civil servants. Do you really intend to attack an old man like me? Ah, ah, this is like beating the son and then the father. I wonder if you'll bring a grandfather next? Do you really think it's a tradition in your family to have one after another like the Seven Little Heroes saving their grandfather? Is this really your family's tradition? Witch, don't speak nonsense. My father is honored in the ancestral temple, how can you dare to be so disrespectful? You think just because your father is enshrined in the ancestral temple, your family can commit crimes against men and women? Today, I will tear down your ancestral temple, chop down your father's spirit tablet, and destroy everything! Witch, I will unite all the ministers to ask the emperor to depose you. Useless, good for you. Stop. You hit my father, but you can't hit me? Oh, oh! Oh, yes. It's really the Empress, my Empress has given me such a big surprise. It seems that Su Linwei's weakness before was all fake. Your Majesty, the Empress is actually just a servant girl, which might not be enough to deal with. Shall I go up and help? No, I want to see how she handles it. The Queen of the grand Guangqing Building, this woman has a lot of nerve. You bunch of useless people, don't you dare to capture this witch? The Prime Minister will give a generous reward, anyone who disobeys will be killed without mercy. Your Majesty, no need to protect me. You should leave first. Want to run away? Anyone who dares to resist will be killed without mercy. Attack. Attack. Who is that? He's here? Oh no, is my child okay? This is the father of the King, the great general Su Dingbei, the commander of 300,000 troops in Yun Kingdom. A strong stepfather, I'm fine. Don't be afraid, I've already surrounded the Zuiyue Building. No one who bullied you will escape. Su Dingbei, what a bold family the Su's have! Not only did they dare to bully my son, but also dared to hit me. Qin Haiyang, you want the Zuiyue Building as compensation? Are you really going to rebel? Daughter, is this true? Yes. You heard it, he admitted it. Today, if you don't give me an explanation, we will be enemies for life. What a bold move, did you hear that? Even your father said you have a bold heart. Why did you hit me? Hit him!

Suzhui Mei, what do you mean? It was your daughter who hit me, so she should be punished. Everyone in the entire capital knows my daughter is famous for her kindness, she wouldn't even step on an ant. Ah, such a delicate daughter of mine was forced to fight back by you guys, right? It's not like that. You're just too cruel. Father. Hey, hey, daughter, I need to check if your hand hurts. Let me see. Father, it's okay, really. However, Zhang Tianci raped a civilian girl in broad daylight and did such a terrible thing. As the prime minister, you are the top official, but instead of stopping it, you helped the villain. I am the Empress of Yun Country, so punishing you is wrong? The Empress has great wisdom, the Empress is definitely not wrong. Hmph, courtesans are just meant to be used by people, right? How is that considered rape? Hmph. But Yuan Niang didn't sell her body, only her art. So what? She is a courtesan, maybe she wanted to climb into my son's bed and get promoted by taking advantage of him. She didn't expect the Empress to interrupt, so she intentionally said my son raped everyone, right? Yes, yes. That prime minister speaks so well, he's just a man who doesn't care about women, full of tricks. That old man is really cunning, I don't believe we can't take him down. Hmph! But your son also said he wants to exterminate my entire clan, everyone heard that, right? I think it's actually your family Zhang that wants to rebel. Who heard? Who heard? Never mind, it's safe. You're the Empress's servant, what you say doesn't count. Who else? If there's no Empress, it's just a false accusation. If you don't give me an explanation, I will definitely join with all the officials to ask to remove the Empress. Remove the Empress. That's exactly what I want, I heard it. I can testify. The Empress stood up for me, I can't let her be unjust. This old man is really annoying, we need to deal with this old man first before thinking about removing the Empress. Prime Minister Zhang, go ahead. Make up more lies.

It's not worth causing a big commotion between the Zhang and Su families for a servant. Ah. From now on, the owner of Zui Building will be you, Your Majesty. Father, this old man is really disgusting. Can we break him? We can overthrow him and start a rebellion! If we succeed in rebelling, can we become emperors? I don't have any interest in being an emperor. I just want to remove the empress. I also don't want to be an emperor. I just want to be a general. Hmm, then. Let's not start a rebellion for now. If we start a rebellion, we don't know how many people will die. The emperor has a secret box in the palace, which is very sharp. That's why we suffered such a big defeat this time. You still say the Su family has no intention of rebellion. I have removed the empress, love my emperor, okay? We need to think carefully about this now. You wait here. Then I'll take it without any courtesy. If there's nothing else, I'll take my leave. Wait. Your Majesty the Empress, is there anything else you want to instruct me? Come here, Zhang Tianci defied the imperial ancestor and committed treason, with solid evidence. According to the law, he should be beaten thirty times. Uh, Su Ssu Yu, you took over Su Yu Building, why are you still issuing documents? I never said that taking over the building would mean not punishing him. You generously gave me the building, and I reluctantly accepted it. I didn't force you. You, you, you, you, oh, if you don't accept it, we can go to the palace and ask the emperor to settle this. The emperor is always suspicious. If the emperor finds out that this child said such heretical words, it would be a big trouble. I dare not. Take Zhang Tianci away to be executed. Father, save me, father, save me. Today's humiliation. I will repay the Su family a hundredfold. Go. Let him not let him. Your Majesty, let's go back. Not yet, let's see what the worthless empress can do in the brothel. Father, I have some official matters to handle, so you can go back first. Okay, okay. Your Majesty, what other official matters do we have to handle? Naturally, young boys.

Your Majesty. These are the top musicians from Zuiyue Building, skilled in music, chess, calligraphy, and painting. Aren't you going to greet Your Majesty? Your Majesty. Hmm, good. What thanks do I need from Your Majesty? Then I'll take my leave first. Call me anytime if Your Majesty needs anything. Well... Ah, play the music, keep dancing. Wait a minute. That wine is too strong, it might make one lose control. No need to let him drink anymore. What I mean is, don't interfere. We just need to take good care of Your Majesty. Oh, he looks quite handsome. Does he come every day? Your Majesty, everything is going smoothly. I have my own dignity. I came all the way from the West, and now I'm in Beijing. Don't say that, there are so many handsome guys here, why don't you come in and take a look? Come on, this. New game, with masks. It's mysterious, I like it. Don't take it from me. Miss Su Li, you really have guts, daring to find the Godkiller in front of the Emperor. Get out. Just get out already. So hot. South Demon King, let the sister. Take good care of her. Sister. Here's a tip for you. What exactly is this woman trying to do? This repair feels amazing. This... was being harassed.